Creative Comic Craft

My! Time flies! It’s been 9 days since I’ve attempted to write. 

Came up with a cute idea just an hour ago. Look at the lyrics to “Teach Your Children Well” by Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Weird Al Yankovic doesn’t have a monopoly on exploiting other performing artist’s creativity. The title of one of my latest witty articles, PBYL, or Pee Before You Leave, inspired the following and fits perfectly into “Teach Your Children Well”  

And, it goes like this ———

You, ‘bout to hit the road,

hit the commode, 

before you go bye-bye.

And so, relieve yourself.

And keep your pants 

com fee and dry-dry.

They’ve gone to hell. 

You can’t control them.

So, Pee Before You Leave

Don’t you ever ask me “Why?”.

Just Comply.

and Stay Dry! 

For you nit pickers out there ——– I’m aware that kidneys have little direct impact on urination. Poetic license! See below.

Lack of communication – – – – no one’s talking to the Sphincter!!!

What controls urine flow in males?

A tube called the urethra leads from the bladder through the prostate and penis to the outside of the body. Around this tube is a ring of muscles called the urinary sphincter. As the bladder fills with urine, nerve signals tell the sphincter to stay squeezed shut while the bladder stays relaxed.